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Florida Man Threatens To Unleash Army Of Turtles On Town

Florida Man Threatens To Unleash Army Of Turtles On Town

Florida Man Threatens To Unleash Army Of Turtles On Town

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  • Arrested for excessive necking in public
  • Arrested for stealing snakes from Medusa

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  • Florida Man Tells Deputies Cocaine On Nose Is Not His June 10, 2019
  • Florida Man Wearing ‘Coke’ Shirt Arrested For…Wait For It…Selling Coke June 7, 2019
  • Florida Man Caught Mopping Tables At Burger King June 6, 2019
  • Florida Man Arrested For Domestic Ketchup Battery June 4, 2019
  • Wanted Florida Man Found Naked In Chicken Coop June 4, 2019

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